SNL Presents 'A Special Christmas Message from the White House'

An aging villainess in a spacecraft is out of money and seeks to get rich quick by abducting someone who appeared on The Apprentice so that they could steal a piece of Donald Trump¿s hair

In a special Christmas message from the White House, Trump declared the "war on Christmas is over and will soon be replaced with the war on North Korea".

The two then turned to trimming the tree, with Baldwin's Mr Trump saying: "In the Christmas spirit I wanted to thank all the unbelievable people who work for me, but because I can't help myself I also want to remember all the haters and losers I destroyed this year".

"Quick!" exclaimed Baldwin's Trump. "I'll always love you, Don Don".

To settle him down, the first lady encourages her husband to turn to trimming a Christmas tree, by hanging ornaments depicting the faces of "all the haters and losers I destroyed this year". McKinnon asked. The angel had special counsel Robert Mueller's face on it.

Pence responded in the only way Pence really could, "Oh, I don't like that song because it mentions 'gay apparel'". "He lied to us Mr. President, and he acted alone, without our knowledge", said Bennett.

"Hey! Let me in", Jones' Omarosa said from the outside looking in.

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Scarlett Johanssen, playing First Daughter Ivanka Trump, arrives with an ornament for former Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore, explaining that she tried to make an ornament for Steve Bannon, but his face would not fit.

Donald Jr and Eric, played by Alex Moffatt and Mikey Day, arrived with a stack featuring a long list of White House exiles - including Reince Preibus, Tom Price, Sebastian Gorka, Carter Page, Preet Bahara, Paul Manafort Sally Yates, and George Papadopoulos among others.

On husband Jared Kushner, Johansson's Ivanka said, "He's packing a go bag before the Federal Bureau of Investigation arrives". Her ornament of choice was Roy Moore.

Next Baldwin's president asked some White House aides to decorate the tree with Kate McKinnon's Kellyanne Conway offering up one with an image of "disgraced F.B.I. director James Comey". "At least America knows that I finally supported an accused child molester".

"He's next! We got to cut off the head to kill the snake", McKinnon's Sessions elf says.

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